punjabi-ness
contrary to the general understanding
is not a
phenomenon restricted to the
geographical region of punjab
which lies in the countries currently labeled
india & pakistan
punjabiness is a global phenomenon
a way of being
stretching from
the british isles to europe to america
to australia to africa
'the punjabi-funjabi way'
relies upon complete indulgence in
mindless actions
from bruce willis's edgy runarounds in a vest in hollywood
to the khan's ridiculuos gyrations in bollywood
to the barmy football fans in UK
its all about being
'punjabi by nature'
the emphasis is on brutishness,
lack of refinement & pompous gaudiness
there is special affectation with a certain shade of red
coupled with unapologetic loud & obonoxious gracelessness
punjabi sermons tend to go along the lines of
'i eat more chicken than any man ever seen'
'woke up this morning & got myself a beer'
as screamed by a famous punjabi, jim morrison
this worldwide breed has a penchant
for creating unnecessary drama
wherever & whenever it can
they call it 'making movies'
punjabi's all over the world
can be easily spotted
through their psycho pets (dogs preferred)
hypermeat diets, cocacola/red bull cans, pimply skins,
made up faces, pained expressions,
deranged laughter, toilet humour &
zest for life in the fast plastic lane
add an utter disrespect for nature
and the picture is complete
surely their is no virus
more lethal than the punjabi virus
humility & surrender of the ego
being the only cure
17 comments:
Classic Truth !
Your observations are so scientific and comprehensive... You describe everything so precisely too !
three years ago You pointed this out and now everywhere the proof is available... it is undeniable !
its so true, there is a lot of punjabiness everywhere
i bow.
i bow. it is most certainly a widesprad epidmic. You paint the mos accurate picture of what many are simply to blind to see. one is ever grateful to have found refuge at Your divine feet and no longer in a constant state of panic about it. dhanyavad P. Narayan! Narayan!
its hurts to gnow that there is punjabiness out there
its too much to take
its dead beings walking around
evil gremlins jumping around
its a horror movie !
so kind that You are here
You provide necessary relief at so many levels
You rejuvenate our lives by Your very presence
a much needed relief
You are Truth incarnate
Pure and virTuous by nature
i bow to the Humble.
i bow to the Graceful.
AEIOUM...
You have the best wit and humour ! You make learning so much PHUN !
You are the best alternative to punjabiness ... bring it all back to the basics in the most sophisticated Powerfully Vedic and Beautyfull way !!!!!!!!!!!!
i bow
beautiful ! such great points ! You are the only Being who can teach one how to do the right actions ! humility and surrender of the ego is definitely the only cure ! i bow !
I bow, beautifully stated. This is so true and I have seen this Punjabiness happening for such a long time, you have shown such an accurate picture of how these beings behave. Such a great line where you have shown the cure "humility & surrender of the ego being the only cure" I bow...
I bow to you My Lord..
aeioum..
I bow. Surrendering the ego to the divine is the only way out of our mess we created. aeioum
Couldn't Phind someone to agree with more..! You are a breathe of Phresh air I bow
Your incisive wit is dazzling ! Your accuracy is so Profound !
BeauTiPhul! Your words are precious and your logic is Perfect!
One can only agree with all this Plog as it is nothing but the TruTh! i am very graTePhul for all of it!
i bow to you, all gnoing one
your words are like water in the desert! your greatness is a magickal Phenomenon!
you bring truth in the clearest, wittiest way! you are the best of all
you are the real destroyer of evil, the real avatar
i bow to you ShivNarayan
Your PercePTion is so wholistic and complete. You are kind to explain things so clearly. This is truely the real definition. They think they gno everything and obvious doing right in everything.so afraid of ego bursting so keeping on doing stuff which boost it.you are all going one. The most kind and comPassionaTe Divine being.
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